WELCOME TO A WORLD WHERE YOU

ARE ADMIRED FOR BEING YOUR UNABASHED SELF

 
 
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I’M ALYX, AND I WANT YOU

in your most animalistic state. Stressed from the demands of work & life, brimming with existential angst .. so full of pent up energy you feel your brain will explode.

I want feel your energy (and everything else) when you’re being driven by your lizard brain .. when you’re searching that atomic reset button.

 
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HOW DO WE ARRANGE THIS?

First, we must get to know one another from afar. This entails thoroughly reading my site to ensure you feel we will be a good fit, and you sending screening information my way. (Please be certain to include a proper introduction.)

So … read on! ☺︎

 
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SOME OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE

complex, and I am no exception. (Perhaps we’ve this in common?)

A feminine admirer of men who enjoys little black dresses, tasteful pumps & red lips, I am also a ridiculously strong competitive athlete. My body is at once femininely curvy and sculpted from intense weight & ballistic power training, and when not timelessly attired, you’ll find me turning heads in Lululemon leggings & sneakers.

BRAINS ARE SEXY.

I love love LOVE big brains. As a former UX research nerd and lifelong frontal cortex fetis*ist (more on fetis*es after screening) the cerebral plays an integral role in all that I do and enjoy.

I MELT

at the sight of a well fitted suit, start to purr when you engage me in word play, and eat a LOT of food. (Thanks to my training, I am an entertaining dinner date… A combination of composed and refined and ravenous.)

My smoldering sensuality (click to view my review screenshots) pairs perfectly with my genuinely sweet personality, you will find I bring an authentic spark to any setting. You will find that I am passionate, genuine & positive, and that I am completely invested in making people smile. ☺︎

Like you, I am incredibly busy outside of this shadowy demimonde. So when we connect, it will be a mutual (and mutually satisfying) vacation. I thrill at building luxury experiences for those who seek full immersion & genuine connectivity. No pretense, no facade. Just two people taking a much needed break from the real world.

IN MY COMPANY, YOU WILL

be transported to a world where you are more than a suit or a pillar of responsibility. I know that you are someone with quirks, desires, interests & life experiences .. and I want to drink it all in slowly.

So loosen your tie, kick off your Cucinellis, and allow me to show the real you how beautiful this life can be.☺︎

You will feel both emblazoned & as light as the air, and once will never be enough. (Think of Kundera.)

 
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INVIGORATED, BALANCED & WHOLLY SATISFIED

This is how you will walk away from our time together. In addition to enhancing private moments, I also offer curated explorative packages that will allow you to see Chicago through a new and exciting lens!

Perhaps we will go for a run by the lake, lift together or take in a show. Or maybe we will enjoy cerebral and chaotic (the kind of chaos born of having *so much to say* to one another that you literally trip over each others words) conversation set against the backdrop of a Michelin rated restaurant.

Then there is the very real possibility that we will be perfectly content with simply getting to know one another in a luxurious & quiet setting. 

Our options are truly endless, and each moment will unfold organically.

You will find that my joie de vivre, wry sense of humor & charming pragmatism are equally balanced, and that I love mankind. I respect positivity & the ability for abstract thought in others.

So let's engage in discourse & everything else. Show me your reality, and I will show you mine. Then we will take leave of reality entirely. We will carve out our own secret space and fill it with everything we crave. 

You will soon discover that I possess everything to both awaken and center you: beauty, intuition, voracity, curiosity, intellect, humility and empathy.

I am as kind as I am frank, and my playful eroticism is ingrained at the molecular level. Once I have you in my sights, I will get a kick out of tripping your triggers - including those you did not know existed - one by one.

 
 
 
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SO ARE YOU SOMEONE FOR WHOM THE COVER

only tells part of the story? If so, you will find that this is one of our common threads: Like you, I am a dichotomy - the intersection of adorable & strong. Of tattooed & refined. Of ... well ... you will see. ☺︎

So come with me. Let's write a new chapter in your story. Your future self will thank you.

 

Scotch Irish & Cherokee . 34 years old . 5'8

140 lbs of lean, curvy muscle

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dark blue eyes, freckles & light brown hair

skin is currently alabaster / fair (I am lightly tanned in the warm months, and fair in the cold months)

no lifts, nips, tucks, fillers or extensions

CLICK TO READ MY FITNESS JOURNAL

All images are recent and accurately portray my look and physique, and I invite you to verify this by viewing my (nearly) daily selfies on Twitter. :)